The Secret of Monkey Island



Greetings adventurers!

On Thursday 14/11/2013, Incognito is hosting the Secret of Monkey Island-event.

During this event, you will find yourself situated on Mêlée Island. This island in the middle of the Caribbean is a wonderful but scary place, and your goal here is to become a pirate! In order to be accepted into pirate-hood, you will have to survive three trials.

The first trial will be held in the form of a game which is a combination of ‘the floor is lava’ and ‘tag’. During this game, the island will be filled with obstacles. These obstacles are the only terrain that you can walk on. If you fall off of the obstacles, you die. While this task would seem easy, it is far from that. There are mean pirates that do not want you to become a pirate! They will try to tag you. If they do, you die.

The second trial is to find a hidden treasure that has been buried deep in the ground. But unfortunately, other adventurers want to find this treasure too! It looks like the only good way to solve this matter is a good old game of dodgeball!

The third trial is one where you will have to steal an important artifact from the governor’s mansion! But yet again, those other pesky adventurers are after the same artifact! You will both try to steal it in a ‘Grab the Bacon’-type of game.

Do you think you can do all of this and become a pirate? If you do, register by sending a message in a bottle to and be at Sportzaal Boschpoort (Meutestraat 100, 6219 BL, Maastrich) at 20.00 on Thursday November 14th in your finest pirate clothes to test your skills!

Block Openings Drink 2: Constitution Drink


It is time for celebration, as Incognito has a new board! Therefore, we would like to invite you to our constitution drink.

The drink will be held on Wednesday, 6 November 2013, starting at 20:30. As usual, the drink will be at café De Twee Heeren, Platielstraat 17-19, Maastricht. We have our own room upstairs, you can get there  by taking the door on the right side of the cafe, or on the left side of the bar (you might have to ask a bartender to open the door for you).
Beer, as usual, is 1,25 each.

The new board consists of:
Chairman: Gabi Ras
Secretary: Bas Willemse
Treasurer: Audrey Merlivat
External commissioner: Lars Mennen
Internal commissioner: Irme Groothuis
IT commissioner: Geert Konijnendijk

Halloween Party


Exams are over. Time to celebrate, and what better way to do this than to have a good party together?!

On October the 30th, 22:00 o’clock, EUnitass, Incognito and Luna-tik are organizing a Halloween-themed party at Café Van Bommel, so that you can forget the horrors of last period with a whole new kind of horror!
Find your scariest costume and be sure to join us, because with David Schloemi and Marc Lindner at the turntable, discounts on several drinks and the halloween-atmosphere that we’ll be taking care of together, it’s going to be a night you won’t soon forget!

October 30th
Café Van Bommel
Free Entrance

David Schloemi
Marc Lindner


P.S.: be sure to keep your eyes open, because at certain times you might find mystery guests that you would want to tackle for a trick or treat…

Karaoke Night with AEGEE

When: Tuesday, October 29, 20.30
Where: Café De Twee Heeren (upstairs)

Get ready for (and this is not hyperbole) the GREATEST night of your life. Sing LITERALLY any song you want to sing (note: do not take this phrase literally), while drinking the most potent voice-enhancer known to man (ethanol). Shy about showing off your voice? Don’t worry, there will be more than enough volunteers to drown out your voice with their own (Reminder: insert positive adjective) voices. Anything from K3 to Queen and Frank Sinatra to Grease will be sung and (Reminder: insert something about cultural exchange here).
Best of all: this a joint event between Incognito and AEGEE, so if you’re not into singing you’ll at least get to meet new people, although obviously that is way less cool than karaoke.

The event will be upstairs at De Twee Heeren. The stairs are behind a door, ask someone working there if you can’t find it.

DKE for Dummies



On Friday the 4th of October Incognito is organising the “DKE for Dummies” tutoring event.

The main goal of this event is to help out first year students who are struggling with the courses of block 1.

But this doesn’t mean that other students are not welcome! If you have any questions or complaints about DM, IKE or CS1 then feel free to join us

Who will provide tutoring? Students! So, not teachers but students. So far it’s mainly 2nd year students who have volunteered for tutoring.

When: 04-10-2013, 13:30 – 18:00

Where: Common Room, Bouillonstraat 8/10

How to: Find out what you don’t know/don’t understand about the courses (before Friday) and join us in the common room. Ask your questions, get answers and kick ass on the exam!

!**What this event is NOT intended for**!

Quickly catching up on all the material of the courses because you were to lazy to keep up with it. Maybe there are tutors that would like to help you out with this, but it will take too much time if they would do it during the event. In that case, we suggest you make a personal appointment with the tutor on another day.

If there are students that would like to be tutors for this event, then please reply to this e-mail or send an e-mail to

If there are any questions, don’t hesitate to contact us!

Intro Weekend

From the 20th to the 22nd of September, after three weeks of lectures, Incognito organizes an introduction weekend for new students, where you get the chance to get to know each other a bit better. Also students from different years can participate, making it a perfect way to get involved in our study!

This weekend starts on Friday after the lectures at the back of our faculty building. We will spent two nights in Belgium and will return on Sunday in the afternoon. For now, the precise location and activities are kept secret. Please know that this weekend is all about getting to know each other in a fun way, there won’t be any strange initiation rituals! Instead there will be a lot of different games, which you will try to win with your team.

The subscription fee for the weekend is €30 for members. (€25 for first years)
The subscription fee for the weekend is €40 for non-members. (€35 for first years)

Since membership of Incognito costs €15, first years can become a member and join the weekend for €40!

If you want more information, feel free to contact us at

You can subscribe on this page.
Registrations have closed.

Block Openings Drink 1

Block Openings Drink 1

The first block, and for some the first year of university, starts…

As always, that means it’s also time for the first Block Openings Drink of the new year!

Incognito organizes a Block Openings Drink at the first Wednesday of every block. This is the time to meet students from all years and have a drink with them!

This time the theme is Google! It starts next Wednesday (4th of September) at 20.30 in Café De Twee Heeren (near the Vrijthof). Take the stairs to the second floor, which are located behind a door at the right.

Drinks will be €1,25

We hope we all see you Wednesday!

New website

Hello there!

As you might have noticed, we’ve updated the look of our website! It’s nothing fancy with flying colours and everything. But it’s clean, simple and quite readable. We hope you enjoy it!
We still believe there is room for improvement,so if you have some feedback, big or small, please let us know at!

– The Incognito hacKErs committee

Since some of you might have never seen the old website, just for comparison:
new website

Faculty Introduction

On Tuesday August 27th, the Department of Knowledge Engineering organises an introduction day to help you become acquainted with the department and several university services. Incognito will take care of the second part of this day, in which you will get to know the city of Maastricht and the most relevant (university) buildings a bit better. Also, Incognito will organise a barbeque in our faculty garden for all first year students, free of charge!

Location: Bouillonstraat 8-10, Maastricht.



It’s almost the end of the year and that means that it’s time for the annual OMGWTFBBQ! And guess what: you’re all invited!

The barbecue will start at 17:00 and it will last until 21:00. The food will cost €5, the drinks will be €1,25 and it takes place at the faculty. Please let us know if there is something you don’t eat.

To register, send an email to (Also include any food preferences), BEFORE Friday, June 14th at 23:59!! We still have to arrange enough food, which takes time.

If you do not sign up, there won’t be any food for you!

We hope to see you there!

BOB 6: Elvis: the age of Rock & Roll


Incognito is organising the last Block Opening Drink of the year! The theme will be Elvis: the age of Rock & Roll. We would really appreciate it if you’d dress up for the occasion. The BOB will we at Wednesday 5th of June, at 20:30 in the Twee Heeren.
Drinks will be 1,25 as usual.  🙂
Hoping to see you there!


Ready to show your bowling-skills to your fellow students?

Incognito is going to play bowling on May 15th (that’s a Wednesday) at the Bowling centre Maastricht. It’s near the Brusselsepoort, at Porseleinstraat 3 to be exact. We start at 20:30 and we’ll bowl for 1.5 hours. This evening will cost you only 5 euros, but bring your UM-card to get the student discount!

To register for this awesome event: send an e-mail to with subject “Bowling” before next Saturday (May 11th)!

We hope to see you there!

Kafe: Calcium is AWESOME!


It’s time for another Kafe!

Kafe is an educational event where someone gives a talk about an topic related to what we study at DKE. There will be beer of course since it’s at a cafe 😀

On this educational yet informal evening, PhD student Michael Clerx will enlighten us with a talk about
– using Python + generated C to run simulations fast and
– general purpose GPU programming on mobile devices
both in a computational biology context.

If you ever wanted to talk to a PhD student or Professor in a more informal sfere, or want to know more about the research being done at DKE then this is your chance!

Business Day


The Incognito Business Day is a day that will focus on showing the students of DKE what their possibilities are after their studies. Representatives of 3 companies will give presentations about their companies and jobs.
This year the 3 companies will be:

There will also be a presentation of PhD’s of DKE about their research.
Furthermore, there will also an Information Market, where students can personally ask questions to all these representatives
Lunch, drinks and dinner will all be provided.

Incognito strongly encourages all students to be there, since this is a perfect oppertunity to get insights in your own future!




Incognito is organizing a paintball-event on the 9th of May. This is on a Thursday and there are no classes because of ascension, so you won’t have to miss any.

This event will keep you occupied from about 12 to 6, and we will be playing paintball from 1 to 5.
The costs will be 20 euros for Incognito-members and 25 euros for others (you heard that right, this event is open to non-DKE people!), so invite your friends.
For this amount, you will get 100 paintball-bullets, a drink and a snack. For every refill of 100 bullets, you will have to pay 8 euros.
All of this has to be paid in cash, so make sure to bring enough.

In order to register for this awesome event, you have to send an e-mail to containing the following:
-Whether or not you can drive a car
-Whether or not you can supply a car
The deadline for registration is the 26th of April. This way we can make sure we have enough cars/drivers, because those are really needed!

See you on the battlefield!

Block Openings Drink 5: Beauty vs. Nerd


Who is smarter, more handsome and nerdier? The beauties or the nerds?
Come Wednesday April 10th to De Twee Heeren at 20.30 and show who knows the most about celebrities, sci-fi shows, beauty and videogames!
A quiz will determine whether the beauties or the nerds win.

As usual, beer costs you only 1.25 euro.

We hope to see you there!

Karaoke AEGEE & Incognito

AEGEE-Maastricht & study association Incognito present a karaoke evening together!

It was a dark day Oktober the 3th of this year, despite the joyous occasion of our constitution. We, the XXIVth board of AEGEE-Maastricht failed to secure our presents and it was only thanks to the valiant efforts of MSV Incognito that they managed to keep it safe for us.

To reward the members of incognito for these efforts, and in the hope the members of both our associations can bond we decided to organise this evening for you.

So join up! (if you’re too scared to sing you are allowed to sit quietly in a corner – until you gathered some dutch courage)

The event takes place in the room UPSTAIRS at de Twee Heeren, the stairs are somewhat hidden so ask at the bar if you cannot find them.