Incognito’s Active Sport Night!

MSV incognito invites you to join us at the local gym and play a variety of sports. For this event, we will be playing a couple of short games of well known sports. The games we will be playing during the event will be:
• Basketball
• Football
• Dodgeball
So if you have always wanted to shoot some hoops with some of your classmates (or throw some balls at them) then make sure to invite them as well!!
The price for the event will be 3 euros for members and 5 euros for non members.
The location of the event will be at Gymzaal Mariaberg on the address Gentiaanstraat 3.
We have the gym from 20:15 till 22:00 so make sure to come at 20 so that you have time to change in the changing rooms before we start.

Incognito’s Cantus 2017!

 

Dear members of the Corona,

This is that time of the year again – time for the largest Incognito tradition. Its Cantus time!

This year’s Cantus will be held again at Café De Beurs near the station so people from near and far can come celebrate with us! We are welcoming all people, shall they be DKE students, alumni, other UM students or even your friends!

For those who are unfamiliar with what a cantus is: a cantus is a jolly event where beer and songs are gracefully mixed together to create an atmosphere that few can say they experienced elsewhere. Songs from every corner of our beautiful planet will be sung in several different languages! So rest your vocal chords and be prepared to sing your heart out!

The Presidium leads the cantus. Members of the Presidium:
Senior: Marcell Ignéczi
Song Master: Milan Woudenberg
Punishment Master: Luc Linders
Sober Sister: TBA

If you have any questions, would like to make sure a song is sung at the cantus, feel free to contact any of the members of the Presidium.

The cost of this event is 15 euros and please sign up as soon as possible if you know that you are attending. Seats are limited, and we assign them on a first come first serve basis, so register as soon as possible!

If you are worried about the price of the event fear not, with the amount of money that you will spend, you will be rewarded with UNLIMITED beer and the assurance to spend a night for the ages!

As for the registration process, please fill out the following:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrjVCJMT_yqpphvlLj4R3hFIhlpfUonyBZo3lSn1VitRU8wg/viewform

Feel free to contact us for any additional information at Taske@Msvincognito.nl

Incognito plays Ultimate Frisbee!

Now that the weather is starting to get better we think it’s about time that we all go outside and get a bit more active! And so Incognito is hosting an ultimate Frisbee night. Bring your friends, bring your dog, anyone who can catch a Frisbee!

This event is free for members and 1 euro for non members

We hope to see you at De Griend on Wednesday!

Block Opening Drinks – Block 5

Come along to our penultimate bob of the year to celebrate the end of exams and the start of our new courses!

We are having a pre sale for 2 of our big upcoming events of block 5 so make sure you join to see what they are before anyone else!

As always
Tokens are €1 50 each
Beers= 1 token
Cocktails= 3 tokens
20% of the rest of the menu for members so bring your membership card!
If you still don’t have a membership card or would like to become one you can join at the bob or email us at incognito@maastrichtuniversity.nl

 

https://www.facebook.com/events/1821414474851318/

Calculus Study Group

Students in the Calculus course are welcome to join us for a study group session. The format will be as follows: We have several tutors who are going to be present throughout the afternoon, so bring your exercises and questions and feel free to work individually, or as a group, and the tutors will be there to answer any questions you have.

If the tutors feel the need, they will present tutorials on larger concepts.

Remember the exam will contain the following:
Functions:
– Finding the Limits of functions
– Finding the domain
– Finding critical/inflection points
– Determining continuity/concavity
– Determining increasing/decreasing intervals
– Graphing functions

Integration:
– Derivatives
– Definite Integrals
– Indefinite Integrals
– Integrating via substitution/inverse substitution
– Integrating via replacement

Series:
– Convergence/Divergence
– Absolute/Conditional Convergence

 

https://www.facebook.com/events/198671963956937/

KafE Lecture Series: Ethical Hacking

Join Incognito at the Department of Data Science and Knowledge Engineering where we will host locally-based lecturer Dennis Lexis of Mediaan (Heerlen), who is going to give a lecture on his days as a hacker-turned-ethical hacker.

We will be discussing the techniques used in breaking through security systems, malware analysis, and reverse-engineering all from the perspective of a professional hired to break into their own employer’s systems to find weaknesses in their defenses. We will also discuss the legal and ethical ramifications involved in such ventures.

If you’ve ever been interested in the concept or legality of hacking, stealing information from businesses or governments, or being hired to do so as an “ethical hacker,” this event is a must!

Any questions please direct to: edukatie@msvincognito.nl

https://www.facebook.com/events/1181610811958573/

Incognito Pool Night

Join us for a fun night of pool where you can show off your skills and challenge for the title of DKE’s king/queen of pool! This event will take place on Tuesday 14th March at 20:00. We will be reserving a couple of tables so we can all play a few games of pool.

The prices to join for the whole night are €5 for non-members and €4 for members. Please bring cash.

Drinks are paid seperately.

Hope to see you all there!

https://www.facebook.com/events/830260160445560/

Lightning Lecture – New event series!

Incognito has a new event series!

Lightning Lectures are short (<20 min) lectures over intellectual topics intended to present a controversial point of view over a specific topic. These events are created, hosted, and presented by your fellow students!

Our first event is over the topic of World War 3:
Income inequality is rising at an unprecedented rate. Automization of the workforce threatens up to 2/3 of ALL JOBS, and for those without technical skills and degrees from universities, the situation is dire. By 2050 the UN estimates that close to 75% of all jobs in developing countries will cease to exist, leading to incredibly dire circumstances in countries already strained by globalization. Those who have little will have less, and those who have much will only accumulate even more wealth.

A huge societal restructuring is already underway, and the gap between the rich and the poor is massive and growing every day. Humanity stands at the precipice of a global crisis that is arguably bigger than WWI or WWII combined. Every person on Earth is affected by automatization and the consequences could lead to massive immigration crises, BILLIONS of economic refugees, and potentially hundreds of millions of deaths. This will not go quietly, and the powers that be will surely do everything they can to maintain their hold on the institutions that are at the heart of this crisis.

Let’s play Devil’s Advocate: is the prospect of all-out war such a bad thing in the end? In this lecture we will discuss the (likely) causes of the next World War, who the major players will be, and what the outcomes would be. Like a wildfire raging through a forest, destruction will be rampant – yet also like a forest fire, the destruction of institutions and redistribution of wealth and power could lead to newfound prosperity and an opportunity for humanity to re-evaluate its priorities and purpose both on Earth and amongst the stars.

(This lecture will be presented by Bachelor student Andrew Gold)

A secondary lecture over a similar topic will also be presented if there is enough time: What will be the catalyst that sparks World War 3? An assassination sparked World War 1, and an invasion sparked World War 2. Yet these events are increasingly unlikely in a modern world, where full-out invasions are impractical and assassinations much more difficult to pull off. In this brief lecture we will discuss the instability experienced in the Middle East, the major external players (Russia, China, USA) jockeying for power in the region, and the impact refugees have on the geopolitical strategy of major nations.

*** Please note: the opinions stated in these lectures are solely those of the presenters, and do not in any way represent the views of MSV Incognito or any of its affiliates. These lectures are for intellectual debate on the merits (or lack thereof) of the lectures being presented. Please keep in mind that respectful debate rules must be followed.

International Food Night!

Greetings! Incognito would like to invite you to our inaugural International Food Night.

This is your chance to share your country’s* favourite or iconic food with your peers around you.
We’d like you to prepare your food in advance and bring it to the Tapijn common room and share portions with your friends whilst trying their offerings.
We are also in need of additional microwaves/ovens so that the pre-prepared food can be reheated and shown in it’s full glory.

Please fill out the form below to tell us who you are, what you’re going to bring, where it’s from, it’s dietary information and if you can bring a microwave.
https://goo.gl/forms/QvnpMzMhCRGaIdnx2

*if you don’t like your country/have no country your call home/dislike the food from there/etc. then feel free to make something from elsewhere.

Incognito’s “How to write a CV” session

With the Businessday coming up we from the ProKtiE committee thought that it would be usefull to have a “How to write a CV” session with Ellen Narinx.
Ellen works at DKE as a contact for KE@Work and works for our alumni office so she has seen a lot of CV’s.

Bring along your existing CV, if you have one, or create one during this event.
After the event there will be food from the international food night, for more information click this link: https://www.facebook.com/events/1817496785134757/

Board Game Night

Recovering from the BOB last week? Or just want a nice relaxing night with friends playing games? Then join us this Wednesday for an action packed night of board games and no bored students.

If you have any great games you want to share with others please bring them along or if you have any suggestions for great games you can request it here and we hope someone will be able to bring them along.

As always you are allowed to take your own snacks and drinks, but please clean up after yourselves. We will also be selling drinks for €1,50 for 1 or €6 for 4.

We hope to see you there!

MysteryLAN 2017: Bonus Edition

It’s time for the MysteryLAN again!

Due to the success of the last MysteryLAN in November, we decided to organise an extra, bonus MysteryLAN for another fun weekend of gaming!

On Friday February 10th, from 18:00 onwards, you are welcome to take part in the MysteryLAN for 3 days of GAMING! The event will last until Sunday afternoon, February 12th at with a prize ceremony for the champions.

During the event we will have several competitions (with a reward for the winner(s) of course!). The competitions are going to be for the following games:

– Overwatch
– Rocket League
– A Mystery Game – What could it be?

Of course participation in these competitions is not compulsory and you are free to play any game that you like at any time of the day! The goal of the weekend is to have fun with each other!

We have been working hard behind the scenes to make this LAN even better; you don’t need to bring your own internet cables and you don’t need to worry about the speed. In addition to that, the event will be hosted at CodePoKE’s awesome new location near the Markt.

The entrance fee for MysteryLAN is €15 for members.
The entrance fee for MysteryLAN is €20 for non-members.
The entrance fee for MysteryLAN is €30 when you also want to become a member of MSV Incognito.

Please read all rules and conditions for participation at http://mysterylan.nl/rules/ before signing up!

You can sign up at http://mysterylan.nl/join-the-fun/.

If you want more information, feel free to contact us at mysterylan@msvincognito.nl.

Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/events/1862894060645207/

So what are you waiting for!? Go sign up before it is too late!

– hacKErs, The MysteryLAN crew

Incognito’s Winter Ball

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MSV Incognito is proud to present our first Winter Ball! Hosted in one of the most beautiful bookstores in the world, the Dominicanenkerk, where you can end the calendar year in style! Dress smart and come early for complementary champagne and amazing music from our DJ’s! Both students and faculty staff are invited, so let’s get together and celebrate our year in Maastricht.

The bar will be run by CoffeeLovers
The price of one beverage will be 2,75.

Address :

Selexys Dominicanen

Dominicanekerkstraat 1, 6211 CZ

 

* TICKET SALE *

The ticket sale will start this MONDAY! (05 – 12- 2016)

The price will be 15 euros for incognito members and their +1, and 20 euros for non-members.

If you have not reserved a ticket you can buy yours from:
Megan
Callum
James
Jonty
Jade
Martha
Sidney
Ben
Carmen

You can come pick up your reserved ticket with Megan or Callum, if you selected the option to pay by card you have to come pick up your ticket with Megan.

If you are not from DKE and do not know how to get tickets, contact us at  incognito@maastrichtuniversity.nl or send us a message on our facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/MsvIncognito/?fref=nf

Hope to see you all there!!!

Double Guest Lecture – KafE Series: Lecture 0

Come join us for the first KafE lecture of the year! Each block, the education committee EduKatiE organizes a guest lecture covering intellectual topics usually pertaining to our study.

This time, we’re lucky enough to have two guest lecturers!
Caroline Calomme from UM’s Faculty of Law will open the evening with a short presentation about the faculty’s upcoming event regarding law and how it applies to technology.
This short presentation will be followed by our main lecturer, Pieter Collins of DKE. He will be presenting an introduction to functional programming, specifically in Haskell, covering all the differences between object-oriented programming and functional programming, and how languages like Haskell are fundamentally a different way of “thinking” in code.

This event will take place on a Wednesday, so don’t forget to bring your Incognito Member ID’s to get 20% off La Colombe’s entire menu all evening! See you there!

 

Game of Assassin

IMPORTANT: REGISTRATION AND FULL RULES ARE AVAILABLE AT: https://goo.gl/forms/Y2BdwNPMFMAxLT0x1

REGISTRATION CLOSES FRIDAY THE 28TH AT MIDNIGHT!

The Guild of Assassins is looking for new recruits to join their ranks. However, there is only one way to find out who is most worthy of this recognition: A massive game of sneaking, backstabbing and outright slaughter.

Incognito’s event committee, AKtiE, is running an assassination game from Tuesday November 1st until Friday November 25th. Every registered player will be given a target who they will have to kill by stabbing this target in the back with a plastic knife provided by us, thus proving that they are worthy of their spot in the guild. However, if you yourself get killed, you are out of the game and are not able to join back in. The winner of the game will be the last recruit standing or, in the case that by the deadline multiple people have avoided death’s grasp, the player still alive with the highest kill count will take the trophy.

We highly advise you to read through the rules since they are quite extensive.

Good luck recruits. May the best assassin win!

MysteryLAN 2016

It’s time for the MysteryLAN again!
 
On November 25th, 18:00, we will open the gates to the MysteryLAN, for three days of GAMING! We will finish the event on November 27th with the prize ceremony where the new formed champions will receive their well earned trophies!
 
In order to keep the gaming gods pleased (and keep the electricity and internet running!) we require an offering of €15,00 for members and €20,00 for non-members! (grants entrance to the event for the entire weekend)
 
During the event we will have several competitions (of course with a reward for the winner(s)!). The competitions are going to be for the following games:
 
-Overwatch
-Super smash bros
-Trakmania
 
Of course participation in these competitions is not mandatory and you are free to play any game that you like at any time of the day! The goal of the weekend is to have fun with each other!
 
On both the background and foreground we have been working hard to present you the next edition of the MysteryLAN!
With new purchased hardware we can hook you up to a 1Gbit LAN connection and better network management.
We will now also supply you with an internet cable! No longer the need to bring your own!
 
So what are you waiting for!? Go sign up before it is too late!
 
Signups are open at https://mysterylan.nl
 
– hacKErs, The MysteryLAN crew